(Just a heads up, if you have NOT listened to John boy and Billy on the radio, you will NOT understand the reference here.)
There we go... Once this spell is cast, all of Equestria will be better off without this horrendous Hearth's Warming nonsense, and they'll have ME to thank for it.
*suddenly, the house shook and out of the cauldron pops..... someone else?!*
...Did I miss the party?
What's this? Are you one of the spirits whom my spell has drawn attention to?
No, I've given her the night off. Two's company, and SIX is a party.
Eh? Did the Spirit of Hearth's Warming Present tell you that?
Her? She's WAY too bouncy for me, honey.
...BUT, you CAN have them back, if that thing tickles your trigger.
I... beg your pardon?
I'm... not the kind of gal who enjoys being tied to one spot...
But in your case, I COULD make an acception.
Uh huh... And who might you be, again?
It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, here to haunt your dreams!
Uh... well, if it's all the same to you, I'm still waiting on the spirits who are to come here and teach me to believe in Hearth's Warming.
Do THESE spirits count? Cider, juice, and ginger ale.
*hands her three glasses*
You drink enough of THIS stuff, you'll believe in the Tri-horned Bunyip, the Headless Horse, and an episode where Princess Celestia actually DOES
I heard that.
I get it now; this is some sort of cheap parlor trick.
this stinks of Snowdash... She put you up to this, didn't she?
It's not Snowdash who's stinking this joint up. Besides, she hasn't got time to deal with you; She's already got herself a hobby.
Didn't you see that party over there? She's been making lots of friends there. Such a go-getter! You can learn a thing or two from her, you know.
be implying that we...?
Of course not! What harm can a little quality time with friends do?
Honestly... Do you have anything better to do than get on my nerves?
Aw, don't be like that. Trixie LOVES your type, the ponies who are snug with the cash and loose with the trash.
I'm looking at you, Filthy Rich.
I beseech you, spirit, I have been reformed now. I shall keep Hearth's Warming in my heart, just please, spare me.
You're a cute girl. You deserve a gift.
*a present suddenly appears before Snowfall*
Here, let me unwrap it for you.
*does so, and reveals... a rather saucy picture of Trixie*
Uh... I'll be good, I promise.
Trixie sure hopes so. It's been a while...
I gotta run. I've been to one or two other get-togethers tonight, and I'm going for a third.
You be a good girl, and don't forget about me, alright? Happy Hearth's Warming, darling!
*vanishes in a puff of smoke*
...Okay, I think I'll just put this spell on hold. Indefinitely.